Buds to Bods/Kegs to Good Legs

All the town drunks have buff bodies,

They ride bikes to the bars twice a day,

Then walk to the bus stops every night

Since the state took their license away.

They dead lift all of their good friends

Passed out, face down on the floor…

Then high jump to get on the bar stools

In their quest for “Just one glass more”.

Their pushup routines begin each night,

Upon falling to the curb from the bus.

Their success, the result of taxpayers;

The fat, sober people like us.

Yes someone already commented on "Sober people like us"?
My Reply was, "Yeah, sometimes"!