Cat Lovers Beware

Cats have little loyalty,

They convert us into tools.

Freeing them from the need to hunt,

Now we’re servants and their fools.

Cats watch you clean their litter box

While planning takeovers of the world…

They laugh while you grab paper towels,

To pick up every hair ball hurled.

Cats want no human contact,

Unless you yearn to be alone…

They wake you when alarm clocks fail,

So they have privacy in your home.

If you die of natural causes,

They move next door…new ploy.

Suicide is their favorite,

As you become their favorite toy.