Disclaimer: I would never give a dog alcohol
Conrad is my
best friend
We do
everything together…
Taking walks
on rainy mornings;
Matching
raincoats in foul weather.
One day we
should just both get drunk,
End up
passed out on the floor…
Yet sadly
I’ve grown older now,
I don’t
drink much anymore.
While I
hobble with a wobbly cane,
Conrad,
remains hale and hardy.
The only
things that make us equals,
Are
overeating and a big fart party.
