Conrad, My Sober Friend

Disclaimer: I would never give a dog alcohol

Conrad is my best friend

We do everything together…

Taking walks on rainy mornings;

Matching raincoats in foul weather.

One day we should just both get drunk,

End up passed out on the floor…

Yet sadly I’ve grown older now,

I don’t drink much anymore.

While I hobble with a wobbly cane,

Conrad, remains hale and hardy.

The only things that make us equals,

Are overeating and a big fart party.