What Now? The Competition

What do we do now, dear…

I’m actually talking to myself.

Living one sided conversations,

One man’s alone time with himself.

When you are finished with the kids,

And grow weary traveling France…

Give me a call and return home,

I’m sure we’ll have that one last dance.

A mental old lady in Yakima,

In error, thinks we are friends…

While you change planes at JFK

She’s changing her Depends.