Time Warp

I was alone on Christmas Eve,

Yet I wanted to celebrate.

I asked a coworker, also alone

On a very last minute date.

We started at our favorite bar,

Then after slamming a few drinks down,

We saw the Rocky Horror Picture Show,

Was the only late show in town.

We spent the first hour cowering,

Assaulted by squirt guns and rice…

Then lured into an alien sex cult

Empowered by murder and vice.

We both were speechless in the end,

Those at home were still gift wrappin’.

Judy, breaking the silence said,

“What the fuck just happened”?

Just for the record…we went again…and again!  RIP Judie Michael