People in town were discovering,
Young men’s bodies upon the ground.
One by one the most handsome men
Were hurriedly leaving town.
A dainty young lass was arrested,
For killing her many boyfriends.
Each cause of death was a mystery,
How each ex-lover’s life ends.
The police asked the woman her method,
Then required a demonstration.
She opened the window, sharing the view,
The cop’s cause of death, “defenestration"!
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