Bird Tether

First you capture the bird you want,
Then you hold the bird inverted…
Blowing his tail feathers apart,
Exposing what looks quite perverted.

Once you have located the orifice,
Take an eyebolt of Aluminum class,
Remove the nut it was shipped with,
Then insert the bolt in bird’s ass.

You have now installed the holder,
Known as the Avian Tether…
Hitch your new friend to a telephone pole,
Or bring him indoors in foul weather.